Boozespin is on hiatus this week, as its author celebrates the birth of the world's greatest nation the only way he sees fit; by consuming the very drinks he's described here. In the spirit of Sidespin, ranked below are the best Boozespin articles:

1). Mojitos

2). Bloody Caesars

Boozespin will be back soon. Make sure to leave a suggestion for the next instalment of this popular series in the comments below, or better yet, perhaps a nice compliment for its author, cobra, brah!