On Twitter, there are breeds of stupidity, ignorance, and hatred that don’t even deserve the privilege of a platform to voice themselves. For this reason alone, I won't go so far as to say @NotShermanLOB embodies Twitter at its worst- but he's goddamn close.

He’s worse than your average dumb parody account providing endless streams of awful puns. He’s worse than the mouth-breathing burners who still think DougExeter supports rapists, you say? Keep saying it. He’s worse than Favstar.fm. He's worse than [Citizen_Kane_Clapping.gif]. He’s even worse than Reddit.

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Thanks to commenter Fred Merkle’s due diligence, I present the sham that is @NotShermanLOB:

In case there’s any confusion: this dickhead plagiarizes, verbatim, some of the best that the Deadspin commentariat has to offer. The examples above include jokes by Fred Merkle, LPShea, pkellen2313, and Madoffs Mets.

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Yes, this has happened before. Yes, it will happen again. It happens a lot. If some dumbass isn't copying jokes directly from the Deadspin comment section, he's copying tweets directly from Deadspin commenters. This is how the circle of jerks operates:

Dishonest? Certainly. Pathetic? Without a fucking doubt. But does it matter? I don't know. All I know is that ~32,000 people follow this fraud, and he deserves to be called the fuck out for his transgressions.

Shame on you, @NotShermanLOB.

[spits on keyboard]