A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

Ryan Steven Lochte is a 32-year-old man. Ryan Steven Lochte is a 12-time Olympic medalist, six of which are gold. Ryan Steven Lochte is a (technical) college graduate. (He went to the University of Florida.)

Ryan Steven Lochte is also a millennial — a dirty, good for nothing generation of ruiners, takers and sex unhavers. Ryan Steven Lochte nicknames are “Reezy” and “The Lochtenator.” Ryan Steven Lochte is incredibly dumb. I mean, like, INCREDIBLY dumb. Just look at this shit:


JEAH!

Ryan Steven Lochte has had a rough go of it as of late. By now you know his drunken excursion with a Brazilian gas station bathroom and the subsequent repercussions. (AKA losing a fist-full of dollars.) He then dropped some hot non-apology on us.

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HOWEVER Ryan Steven Lochte is also undeniably super cute.

Ryan Lochte hanging out with some friends (not pictured).
Ryan Lochte hanging out with some friends (not pictured).
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This is 500 Days of Ryan.

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