The following is a letter, typed up in the format in which it was received, that we obtained as a result of a series of letters we sent to inmates contained in the less important locations of the North Carolina penal system (lol). The responses are voluntary in nature, and will hopefully shed light on the unique…
Remember that Gawrker is always looking for new stories. We will
pay good money for accept tips, dick pics, pics of dick tips, dick pick pics, pics of dicks who don’t tip, PICKS for a dick, pickled tick dicks, and video of chill bears.
It’s a wonder this didn’t happen sooner. That Gawrker is celebrating its 32nd birthday this week and the thought of a podcast never dawned on us until now is criminal, really, when you think about it. Well, that’s all changing.
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As we all know by now, or at least most of us know, or in case you didn’t know, Gawker no longer exists because it published a video of Hulk Hogan fucking some guy’s wife without the Hulkster’s prior consent. We will not make that mistake here at Gawrker.
And I really wish they took Curtis Wenis with it.
Do you know about cities? Have you heard about New York City? It’s the best city ever. Also the most relevant to everything. Life in New York City should shape your worldview in every possible fashion. It’s such a great city. So relevant. I don’t even know if there are other cities. New York City is the best.
Freeman McNeil: So what are you doing now that Gawker has shut down?
At the beginning of the story, Volktron and Globber are at their separate houses eating breakfast with their families on Father’s Day. This story takes place in the land of Kony during the infamous era of Strife and Danger. All of a sudden the evil shadow giant Smegmárr comes to town hell bent on destruction. Smegmárr…
West Bromwich Albion lost their weekend fixture to Everton, sending them tumbling down the apples and pears to the middle of the table. They had bugger all on the pitch and paid for it dearly. They’ll look for revenge in a fortnight.
On August 12, 2016, Gawker died. Yes I know that it wasn’t until ten days later that Gawker ultimately shut down operations, forced into a bankruptcy sale by a man who spent the 80s wearing red feather boas and also Hulk Hogan. That may have been the final death rattle, but for this online coroner the time of death is…
Class Warfare isn’t a theory, everyone. It’s in practice as we speak. Or praxis, I guess. To be honest, I’m not really sure what the term “praxis” means.
Sources here at Gawrker have received tips that famous internet commenter, twitter personality, and maple syrup afficiando Same Sad Echo actually died several months ago. There are also rumors that Same Sad Echo, known as SSE to his twitter pals, was replaced by a secret cabal of aspiring junior high English class…
Mine is Smokey and the Bandit.
Do you like to work out? Exercise? Engage in strenuous physical activity for the purposes of health?
Jesus, people. We live in a state of perpetual war. Half the planet does not have access to potable water. The Doomsday Clock is still 3 minutes to midnight. HARAMBE was MURDERED in COLD BLOOD by THE CIA. And you’re worried about some fucking second-hand germs? Grow the fuck up already.
Harambe was a 17 year old Western Lowland gorilla. On May 18, 2016, he was brutally murdered after a young boy deliberately fell into Harambe’s enclosure. No one has been brought to justice for Harambe’s unjustified murder.