From time to time I encounter someone eating yogurt or talking about yogurt and feel it necessary to make two critical points about the consumption of this fine high-protein food item.
I’m sorry but if you don’t want my opinion on the taste of the chicken dish that you brought for this stupid potluck you shouldn’t ask. It was awful but apparently me sharing my opinion is considered “aggressive” and here is my apology:
Let’s face it. There’s only one thing stopping you - yes, YOU - from getting off the couch and going for a jog. And it’s nipple chafing.
Gawrker Readers: I want to hear your feedback, brother.
We’re generally not busy, and we’re starving for content, so it must be Wednesday. Leave your questions in the comments and if we are sufficiently amused by your handle we MIGHT answer them!
by Clue Heywood
Ryan Steven Lochte is a 32-year-old man. Ryan Steven Lochte is a 12-time Olympic medalist, six of which are gold. Ryan Steven Lochte is a (technical) college graduate. (He went to the University of Florida.)
This windowless van driving resident of Ohio has been harboring a shameful secret (hint: it’s Gonorrhea)
Don Stetson hit 11 home runs as the Fourth Street WolfDogs handed the Supercool-Awesome LionSharks their 1853rd consecutive loss.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to fuckin’ show these dank bulbs just who is in charge here, a decent respect to the opinions of brandkind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
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It’s hard to adequately explain the many purposes of a pencil. Got something to say? Use a pencil to write it down! Make a mistake? Use the end with the eraser to undo that mistake, then turn the pencil around again to write correctly!
I’m wondering who would be up for a Gawrker fantasy football competition? This would operate as a sort of simplified version of daily fantasy, but with less sleaze and no national advertising.
Each week, contestants will pick five or six position players, one defense/special teams, and one kicker. You’ll have to pick…
I am the tall, sensitive boy of tomorrow. I am riding the bus. Look at my jacket and understand that I thought about how it would look on my body. You can’t get it in stores. Where is it from? My grandfather died in this jacket many years ago while riding a motorcycle along the coast. Which coast? Ha. That’s another…
Day 14,628. Peter Falk is best know for his role as Detective Columbo.
Some of us on the Gawrker kinja sideblog empire “staff” have decided to try and unionize. Here is a brief explanation.