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Day 14,626. Peter Falk was once on the cover of Rolling Stone. Maybe you could be too, if you weren’t such a talent-free loser.
Just print this out and present it to any server at any restaurant in any city/town/municipality/hamlet/village anywhere in the world. They will accept it, no questions asked.
It’s kinda like baseball except the ball should bounce one time on the way to the batter. And the person delivering the ball gets to have a running start from far far away, if desired. And the batter can hit the ball in any direction - no foul balls.
The sandwich may very well be the perfect food. It’s easy to make, portable, it includes many options from the Food Pyramid, and more often than not, you are the one who is making it. That makes you both the producer and the consumer, thus eliminating the middle man. Unless of course you have Kuato sticking out of…
Apparently the transition to running the decrepit Deadspin Concourse could be going much better for former Gawker staffer Ashley Feinberg, as several tipsters described in a harrowing account.
Oh. Oh dear God.
Look, I like fantasy sports just as much as you do. It’s fun, it’s free, it’s a great opportunity to talk shit to friends and strangers alike. But the income inequality (wage gap) is destroying our sport.
“People forget 9/11 but I remember. What a beautiful morning it was! After the towers fell, I watched the music video for P.O.D.’s “Alive,” on MTV eight times a day. Some souls were lost that fateful day. Others were found.”
Frienemy of the program Chris Kluwe was recently interviewed as part of a WSJ promo for American Ninja Warrior Season 8. For the under-traveled, WSJ is a “news” “channel” that broadcasts pre-recorded “snippets,” but only on jetBlue. It features E- list celebrities like Chris Kluwe and really only gets watched outside…
“Hey, Idiot” is a new Gawrker Lifehack column that aims to dispense practical advice to the fucking clueless, specifically all you goddamned millennials who have no idea how the Earth managed to spin on its own axis before you graced us with your presence.
Did you know most security professionals agree you should change your locks once a year? It’s true! You don’t know what your wife did with her key, just that she gave one to fucking Gary again. Where does that guy get off? Fucking Gary, thinks he can have a key to your house. But you can get extra protection from…
Hey, do you know where your girl is? ‘Cause Ryan Lochte does. He just stole your girl.
Eat your vegetables! They’re an important part of your diet!
Freeman McNeil: Good morning Drew, and thanks for sitting down with me. It looks like you’re just finishing some McDonald’s. What did you have?
Feed the cat
Day 14,627. In the Beastie Boys’ song The Maestro, they say “somebody say Columbo.” They are referring to the character famously played by Peter Falk.
Here are some websites to check out in the meantime.
Going to the deli while you wait for the stove to heat up is so 20th century. If you didn’t know Amazon could deliver a 13.5 pound bag every Monday, now’s your chance to finally make the switch. Arm & Hammer is lowering prices by a whopping 30 cents for their annual sale, but the deal runs today only, so stock up now.