Not Unemployed Deadspin Commenter Chris Kluwe Interviewed for In-Flight American Ninja Warrior Promo

Frienemy of the program Chris Kluwe was recently interviewed as part of a WSJ promo for American Ninja Warrior Season 8. For the under-traveled, WSJ is a “news” “channel” that broadcasts pre-recorded “snippets,” but only on jetBlue. It features E- list celebrities like Chris Kluwe and really only gets watched outside…

Upgrade Your Security With This Four-Pack of Double-Cylinder Deadbolts

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Finally, Stop Buying Boxes of Baking Soda for Cooking Crack with  A&H's Annual Sale

Going to the deli while you wait for the stove to heat up is so 20th century. If you didn’t know Amazon could deliver a 13.5 pound bag every Monday, now’s your chance to finally make the switch. Arm & Hammer is lowering prices by a whopping 30 cents for their annual sale, but the deal runs today only, so stock up now.