Off-Season is the Only Way to Buy Beard Ornaments, So What are You Waiting For?

The holidays are miserable because it’s even more difficult to get noticed by the cute dark-haired girl with the full sleeve tat at the food co-op. Summer stubble has grown out to winter beards and once again you look exactly as thoughtful and rugged filling up your repurposed organic burlap carryall as the last guy…