SUMMER NEVER ENDS IF WE DON'T GO TO BED and a Light Source will Help 

My ex-wife always said “Halloween is not legally allowed to end if you don’t go to bed.” I told her that’s not how it works, and she told me to read the Constitution. Turns out I was right, because that bitch was wrong about everything, just like how she’ll be wrong about Terry. But did you know summer isn’t legally…