A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

Still undecided in the upcoming election for something? Why not vote for Freeman McNeil and Turtlehead Joe?

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Now, before you vomit and get the runs, hear me out. Neither are in prison for anything we know about. That’s a good thing! Nobody wants KNOWN criminals running this country. Instead, you have two guys. White guys. But not white guys that will tell you what to do, or actually do important things (unless people really, really nag them, like, a lot).

Look, if you vote for someone as bad as [insert any damn politician here], you can at least make your bad decision a validly bad decision.

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Expect to see more of these two as the election year rolls along. But, no promises. About anything. Period.

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