A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

The truth shall set you free.

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1. Magic. Don’t argue this. No look passes and ability to score, dribble, win titles, lead without being a dick, and the all-LA attitude works.

2. Kareem. The man was another great leader. And scorer. The sky hook was a great shot.


3. Wilt The Stilt. Who scores 100 in a single game? Just who?

4. Shaq. The only titles that Kobe deserved is when Shaq allowed him to be on the floor.


5. LeBron. He can move up this list should he win 6 titles before he retires from the Lakers.

6. Elgin Baylor. For you kids out there, he was a small forward in a big way.

7. Jerry West. There is a reason he’s the NBA logo, peeps.

Everyone else...

2045. “Colorado” Kobe. He’s a dick. He’s the reason I quit watching the Lakers after Shaq left and suffered through those years following the shitty Warriors.

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