The truth shall set you free.

1. Magic. Don’t argue this. No look passes and ability to score, dribble, win titles, lead without being a dick, and the all-LA attitude works.

2. Kareem. The man was another great leader. And scorer. The sky hook was a great shot.

3. Wilt The Stilt. Who scores 100 in a single game? Just who?

4. Shaq. The only titles that Kobe deserved is when Shaq allowed him to be on the floor.

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5. LeBron. He can move up this list should he win 6 titles before he retires from the Lakers.

6. Elgin Baylor. For you kids out there, he was a small forward in a big way.

7. Jerry West. There is a reason he’s the NBA logo, peeps.

Everyone else...

2045. “Colorado” Kobe. He’s a dick. He’s the reason I quit watching the Lakers after Shaq left and suffered through those years following the shitty Warriors.