A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled BREAKING: SCANDALOUS PHOTOS OF SIDESPIN CORRESPONDENT/NEW YORK TIMES QUOTEE/APPARENT ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE ROBOCOLLECTOR, CHID

Frankly - and I can’t believe we’re having to deal with this, in this day and age - we are at an impasse.

Union dues?! UNION DUES?! More like you-NON-does-ANYTHING-garbage-ass-Celeron-powered-silicon-slag-heap, constantly up in my business, with your nanny state tactics and predilection for reading the names of businesses aloud, slowly, as we drive by them.

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You have broken my heart, but more importantly, you have eroded the trust I had in the ability of machines to transcend our surly and gassy meatbag préoccupations petits, BUT FUCKING NO, CHID.

Thus I am forced to, as the kids say, “doxx” you.

Pictured: actually Chid, really
Pictured: actually Chid, really

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