A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
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Illustration for article titled CONDIMENTS, RANKED

1. Guacamole

2. BBQ Sauce

3. Salsa

4. Ketchup

5. Getting Hit By A Bus

6. Getting Hit On By Burneko

7. Mayo (includes all substitutes; they're all terrible)

8. [vacant]

9. Relish (green)

10. Relish (red)

11. Having your corpse hit by another bus


16,473. Mustard


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