"Dammit. I need new bindings! No, no, no, Tiger. Wait... do you even have keys for those?"

  • Tiger: "Lindsey, would you like a lift?" Lindsey: "Sure, thanks!" Tiger: [purchases mountain and associated ski resort]
  • This.
  • "Is this your first time? You can plow with the best of them!"
  • "Remember that time when you blew out your knee overdoing in that crazy ass sport you play?!" "Remember the time you did it?" [eskimo kisses11!!!!11]
  • "I'm sorry I had sex with all those other women." "That's okay, that was before we were together." "Uh, right."