A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

An article from the 28 March 2013 Sidespin incorrectly noted that German-speaking popular African American rapper Das Mase Ecco was the victim of a brutal gang rape carried out by a wild band of majestic condors wielding brass knuckles, resulting in thousands of Massachusettsians being drenched in semen, maple syrup and regret.

Ecco was, in fact, the perpetrator.

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