A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

Daily Bathroom Report, Work Edition

9:00 am - 5th cup of coffee, quick contorted pee walk to 3rd floor men’s room. Auto flush sensor at urinal sketchy, flushed on me while still standing there, got splashed.

10:27 am - would not recommend the chicken curry at Yung Pao, toilet concurs.

12:45 pm - awkward simultaneous exit from bathroom with woman in adjacent bathroom, made eye contact and feel ashamed.


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