OK, now that all of the fake accounts are gone, I realized that the rest of you really aren't any less annoying. Just stop it with your awful commenting. I can't even focus on today's high-quality posts with all that nonsense down below.

That being said, I think we probably need eight unique commenters to keep the gene pool varied. I'm obviously one of them, so if you'd like to be considered for one of the remaining seven slots, reply below with your best material.