I'm not going to mention anyone by name, but can we stop with the obvious second accounts? I realize this sounds funny coming from the guy who was BlessedtoComment, but that is a totally different situation — I was asked by Deadspin to form a parody account for the purpose of trolling, and there was a public post on the main Deadspin page disclosing who BTC was. Now there are like five guys who are just confusing the hell out of us.

Today will be our amnesty day — if you've been operating a fake account, just drop it and we will never speak of it again. I don't know who some of these secondary accounts are, and I don't think anyone really cares. Going forward, I won't be responding, recommending or interacting with comments that I believe to be alter egos of previously established commenters, and I would ask that you consider doing the same.

I guess what I'm saying is let's get rid of all the fakeness and anonymity, and just stick to our one fake anonymous account.