Sunday night is draft night. I got my XFL Demons jersey ready to roll like a boss. But, need expert fantasy advice.

Do I wear the jersey with a white tshirt underneath or a red one? I like the comfort of a white tshirt. But the red color would fill in the breathing holes nicely, if I can find a matching red color shirt.

For shoes, rolling with white on white Jordans. Shorts I’m still thinking about. Adidas dark blue or go to Walmart, where they have the best prices on tighty whiteys, and get a basketball shorts with red inlay.

These decisions are the worst.

But, at least I have my appletinis and Midori sours planned out already.


And, no, I'm not joking.