A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled Further Point: What does it matter?

Look. Love LeBron. Hate LeBron. It don't matter a whit one way or another.

Sooner or later (probably sooner), the Sun is gonna swell up and fry us all, or burn out and freeze us all, or we're all gonna find out that the Heaven's Gate folks were just off by a coupla decades and some aliens are gonna come shooting off a comet and mutilate our cows and then us.


Fact is, one way or another, life is meaningless, and we're all just wandering through the void hoping that we die before our planet does.

I guess what I'm really tryin' to say is: basketball sucks.

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