A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks


I threatened to do a rant about leftover Halloween candy and backed off, because I'm a coward.

However, my wife has hidden all that shit. All the Skittles, Snickers, Baby Ruths,
Twix, Kit Kats, Hershey Bars, Three Musketeers, M&M, Peanut M&M, Reeses, everyfuckingthing. She buys for 600, we get 20 max trick or treaters.

So why can't I enjoy that bounty. I'm too old to trick or treat. I'm not too old to enjoy it, I'm not diabetic, so why can't I have that stuff?


Because I'm married to a women who cares about my health and knows all about my poor impulse control. Cheers babe, I bought more beer today!

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