A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
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Maybe this is old hat to the rest of you, but I just discovered that in this tumultuous world there exists an emergency Hall & Oates hotline, e.g., Callin' Oates. (719) 26-OATES.

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If this doesn't put a skip in your step on a Monday morning, your heart has been replaced with a sack of monkey turds.

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