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Holy Shit College Basketball Players Suck Now

Have you people been watching March Molasses? This is has been, at this point, a horrendous display of what should be the greatest basketball tournament on Earth.

Almost everyone is as slow as hydraulic fluid in February, nobody can fucking shoot - I mean NOBODY - can fucking shoot. Players can't shoot from 6', 10', 15', and everyone just fucking bombs 3-pointers like they're Iraq shooting SCUD Missiles.

I know the one-and-done has a lot to do with this, but let's do something about it. Let's let every team bring back one player from the NBA for the tourney. That'll make things interesting.

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