A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

How to Rank Things on Sidespin, Ranked

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1. This thing should be actually within your category of ranking things.

2. So should this.

3. Probably this, too.

4. One last, relevant thing to your list.

5. Humorous thing unrelated to the list, like Hush Puppies (the shoes, that is).

....

1,452. Really terrible awful unrelated thing, like Lou Bega or some shit.

1,453. Slightly worse terrible awful unrelated thing, like popcorn jelly beans.

.... more ellipses (+ hilarity)

3,561,222. REALLY BIG NUMBER to indicate horribleness. Make this something evil, like raping chinchillas.

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3,561,223. Iron Mike Gallego (obviously)

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