Hey, it might not be my Thanksgiving this week, but it's American Thanksgiving, and isn't that what really matters?
This post is going out early, because, for the first time in Idiots Pool history, you have to pick the damn Thursday games! My arbitrary and stupid rules dictate that in addition to the Mandatory Monday Nighter™, this week, you must also pick the trifecta of turkey day pigskin, you chickens.
Because of this, and because most of you assholes will be visiting family, allowing undocumented immigrants to take your jobs, and eating shitloads of food while I'm slaving away in my damn office next Thursday and Friday, the pick deadline for Week 13 is Wednesday night at one second before midnight (Eastern).
Here is your pool schedule:
|BronzeHammer Memorial Conference||BYE:||StuartScottsEye|
|marmol heater||vs||Jay Sanin|
|Peabo Bryson||vs||Evil Roy Slade|
|rhythm method||vs||Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet|
|Rubdirtinittakealap||vs||Bring Back Anthony Mason|
|Same Sad Echo||vs||BatmansRobyn|
|SonarJose Memorial Conference||BYE:||The Amazing Sneijderman|
|Drifter||vs||DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver|
|Girlwonder||vs||Cyrus the Virus|
|Mangini in a Bottle||vs||AnthonyMasonsBarber|
|Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood||vs||Aaron G|
And here are your NFL Games with all mandatory games in bold:
|CHI||@DET||THU, NOV 27||12:30 PM|
|PHI||@DAL||THU, NOV 27||4:30 PM|
|SEA||@SF||THU, NOV 27||8:30 PM|
|CLE||@BUF||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|WAS||@IND||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|OAK||@STL||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|CAR||@MIN||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|NO||@PIT||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|CIN||@TB||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|NYG||@JAX||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|SD||@BAL||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|TEN||@HOU||SUN, NOV 30||1:00 PM|
|ARI||@ATL||SUN, NOV 30||4:05 PM|
|NE||@GB||SUN, NOV 30||4:25 PM|
|DEN||@KC||SUN, NOV 30||8:30 PM|
|MIA||@NYJ||MON, DEC 1||8:30 PM|
Enjoy yourselves, Idiots. You don't deserve it.