1. Literally anything you can think of. Anything.
2. Several things you are unable to think of because of the alcohol.
3. Something only Doug Exeter would think of.
4. Being hit by a car.
987. Being hit by 983 cars.
7,846. Being hit by 7,842 cars.
7,847. Another underexplained list.*
*what is sure to follow is a succession of silly and/or snarky underexplained lists.