Round 1 is over, and much like my beloved Canucks, I will not be moving on to the second round, having been defeated by an opponent who, by all outward appearances, is my inferior.

Here are the results from Round 1:

PlayerScore
Poignant Theater10
Curtis Wenis9
******
The Amazing Sneijderman7
Grungebanjo4
******
cobra, brah6
Fusilli Gary Bettman8
******
Morried in the Grey6
BirdLaw7
******
Girlwonder10
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood8
******
Mangini in a Bottle8
DougExeter7
******
Drifter7
Mattingly's Sideburns2
******
chid8 (won tiebreaker)
marmol heater8
******

Here are the Round 2 matchups (with picks):

In conclusion, fuck Calgary