We’re underway for the second year, proving the losers and haters wrong. League info and stats can be found at the Idiots Pool Page, and Idiots must make their PICKS using the PICKS form.

Here is your pool schedule for Week 1 of 2015:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:@MrRdgrsNghbrhd
@AlwaysWinning1vs@40pctoff
@BronzeHammervs@zachhalverson
@Cyrus_is_risenvs@StuartScottsEye
@dankmtlvs@SonarJose
@DougExetervs@SmittyMyBro
@Girl_wonderXvs@sirdiesel
@JesseFredeenvs@SameSadEcho
@MikeBeauvaisvs@Rob__Sly
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:@Jay_Sanin
@batmans_robynvs@amharris26
@CarlCarlersonvs@rubdirtinit
@CurtisWenisvs@rasputinmethod
@DJ_Jeff_Weavervs@philsnantzyboy
@EvilRoySladeDSvs@OldBeigeGuy
@FreemanMcNeil24vs@MnMEnterprises
@fusilligaryvs@marmolheater
@GRUNGEBANJOvs@JonGugala

And the schedule of eligible NFL games, with the Mandatory Monday Nighters bolded:

GB@CHISUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
KC@HOUSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
CLE@NYJSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
IND@BUFSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
MIA@WASSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
CAR@JAXSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
SEA@STLSUN, SEP 131:00 PM ET
NO@ARISUN, SEP 134:05 PM ET
DET@SDSUN, SEP 134:05 PM ET
TEN@TBSUN, SEP 134:25 PM ET
CIN@OAKSUN, SEP 134:25 PM ET
BAL@DENSUN, SEP 134:25 PM ET
NYG@DALSUN, SEP 138:30 PM ET
PHI@ATLMON, SEP 147:10 PM ET
MIN@SFMON, SEP 1410:20 PM ET

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Also, we have the first-ever Hall of Fame Game this week, with @MrRdgrsNghbrhd going against @Jay_Sanin in an exhibition match, with the winner earning the right to induct the first member of the Idiots Pool Hall of Fame. In case of a tie, I reserve the right to name the inductee. You know what, I’m going to retain this right anyway. Let’s see a judge strike that down. I’ll suspend his/her ass for at least six weeks.