A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
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I'm not really on a diet

You see, a diet says that you have to eat a shit ton of vegetables or eat healthy. I prefer to eat less of the unhealthy and see if starving gives fucking celery some damn flavor. Food tastes better when you are hungry! Right?

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Hell, maybe I should just stay fat. Celery blows.

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