A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
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J-E-T-S, The Mono-Syllable Edition

So, you are a Jets fan. Let’s review all the reasons to be happy this week.

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Let’s start with the magic that is your running back, Le’Veon Bell. Not only was he not utilized enough last week, but now he’s undergoing an MRI on his shoulder. I guess that team must be hard to carry. But, he’s only a small part of the big equation.

The big part is the quarterback position, hosted by a man with mono. Whoops! Too much mono. Head back to the house with that infectious person until the end of the bye week. Now you have a lousy backup starting which should net you zero wins.


But, here is your reason to be happy: You will lose so many games that the draft pick level should be quality. The only fight the Jets have is the one to the bottom with the Dolphins, which should be really difficult as they are tanking in a way that may result in the Browns looking like a SB contender.

Stay positive, Jets fans.  It could be worse.  You could be a XFL team no one will watch play.  In the meantime, watch some Giants games and pretend that it’s a Jets home game.

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