A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

(Updated with the correct answers)

Some of you answered, “A naked picture of Bea Arthur.” One of you came within what was probably a brain fart typo of a perfect ballot. The Top 3 finishers of Name That Retro Couple all self-identified as Dipshits.


Here are the answers

1. Jock and Ellie Ewing (Dallas)

2. Oscar and Blanche Madison (The Odd Couple)

3. Barney and Betty Rubble (The Flintstones)

4. Tom and Helen Willis (The Jeffersons)

5. Ward and June Cleaver (Leave It To Beaver)

6. Mike and Carol Brady (The Brady Bunch)

7. Archie and Edith Bunker (All In The Family)

8. Max and 99 Smart (Get Smart)

9. Mike and Gloria Stivic (All In The Family)

10. Walter and Maude Findlay (Maude)

11. Howard and Marion Cunningham (Happy Days)

12. Joe and Rhoda Gerard (Rhoda)

13. Ted and Georgette Baxter (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)

14. George and Louise Jefferson (The Jeffersons)

15. Lou and Edie Grant (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)

16. B.J. and Peg Hunnicutt (M*A*S*H)

17. Rob and Laura Petrie (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

18. Bob and Emily Hartley (The Bob Newhart Show)

19. Fred and Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones)

20. John and Sue Ellen Ewing (Dallas)

21. Felix and Gloria Unger (The Odd Couple)

22. Henry and Muriel Rush (Too Close For Comfort)

23. Tony and Jeannie Nelson (I Dream Of Jeannie)

24. Lars and Phyllis Lindstrom (The Mary Tyler Moore Show)

25. Ricky and Lucy Ricardo ( I Love Lucy)

26. Thurston and Luvy Howell (Gilligan’s Island)

27. Mike and Jill Danko (The Rookies)

28. Bob and Pam Ewing (Dallas)

29. Ray and Donna Krebs (Dallas)

30. Gomez and Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

31. Darrin and Samantha Stephens (Bewitched)

32. Herman and Lily Munster (The Munsters)

33. Joshua Bolt and Candy Pruitt (Here Come The Brides)

34. George and Jane Jetson (The Jetsons)

35. Jerry and Millie Helper (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

36. Daryl Dragon and Toni Tennille (The Captain and Tennille)

37. Sonny and Cher Bono (Sonny and Cher)

38. Chip and Polly Douglas (My Three Sons)

39. Oliver and Lisa Douglas (Green Acres)

40. Sherman and Mildred Potter (M*A*S*H)

41. Donald and Margaret Penobscott (M*A*S*H)

42. Buddy and Pickles Sorrell (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

Here are the unofficial results

In 9th place, with a score of 7, it’s total idiot @aaapharmclub

In 8th place, with a score of 14, it’s total idiot @samesadecho

In 7th place, with a score of 18, it’s moron ignaciuk

In 6th place, with a score of 20, it’s total idiot @TheRevanch1st

In 5th place, with a score of 27, it’s dipshit @ursus_blancus

Thanks for playing, you morons and total idiots, but there’s a big jump to the Top 4


In 4th place, with a score of 51, it’s total idiot @girl_wonderx

In 3rd place, and the bronze medal with a score of 54, it’s dipshit Hermit Edwards


And now, in a photo finish so tantalizing it had to be filmed in separate twin beds, the Top 2

With a score of 80 (76 for accuracy and 4 for speed), and the silver medal, it’s dipshit @Keisertroll


And with a ballot marred only by typing that Howard and Marian Cunningham were on All In The Family, your winner with 81 points is the biggest dipshit, @ShelleyElwood

Congrats Shelley! You’ve won four tickets to Hillary Clinton’s Inauguration.

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