I'm gonna be brief with this because I have a post coming up with the playoff details, and because I just wrote a results post, and because I'm lazy.

Just do good picks. No Thursday game. SBv8, if you pick the Browns or Bengals, I will fucking hunt you down and murder you. Lawyers don't pledge to do no harm.

Get me picks by Friday, 3pm EST (noon Pacific Standard Time).

Here are the matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:FreemanMcNeil
BatmansRobynvsPleatherface
Bring Back Anthony MasonvsPeabo Bryson
Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsMilo Minderbinder
DougExetervsmarmol heater
Evil Roy SladevsJay Sanin
SponsoredByV8vsSame Sad Echo
StuartScottsEyevsRubdirtinittakealap
Telemundovsrhythm method

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SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:DingoDen
Aaron GvsItlnStln
AnthonyMasonsBarbervsGirlwonder
BlackGallaghervsErg
cobra, brahvsDrifter
Cyrus the VirusvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsMr. Rodgers Neighborhood
The Amazing SneijdermanvsMangini in a Bottle
ZachHalversonvsJacquesLeftFeet

And here are your eligible NFL Games (Mandatory Monday Nighter in bold):

KC@BUFSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
MIA@DETSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
SF@NOSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
PIT@NYJSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
ATL@TBSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
DAL@JAXSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
TEN@BALSUN, NOV 91:00 PM
DEN@OAKSUN, NOV 94:05 PM
STL@ARISUN, NOV 94:25 PM
NYG@SEASUN, NOV 94:25 PM
CHI@GBSUN, NOV 98:30 PM
CAR@PHIMON, NOV 108:30 PM

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Good luck to everyone but marmol.