Here's your interim Commish with the Idiots Pool Week 2 results. I gotta say, Doug's site is still unreadable. So, many many many props to Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet for providing a barely more legible shorthand of everyone's picks. It seems most people's weeks were won and lost (or tied) last night, and I had to go back and recount just now because I had momentarily forgotten who won the damn thing (it was Indy, by the way). Also, on the whole scores were down from last week, with only three participants notching 7 correct picks; there were also a lot of draws. Now, without further ado, let's take a look at the tape.
BRONZEHAMMER MEMORIAL CONFERENCE WEEK 2 SCORES:
|BatmansRobyn||7||Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet||4|
|rhythm method||4||Milo Minderbinder||4|
|Same Sad Echo||4||Jay Sanin||3|
|StuartScottsEye||4||Evil Roy Slade||6|
Kudos to Peabo Bryson and BatmansRobyn for 7 correct picks. Pleatherface, you suck, and you should feel terrible. Seriously, what in fuck's name were you thinking? Oakland, really? Fuck you, Pleather.
SONARJOSE MEMORIAL CONFERENCE WEEK 2 SCORES:
|Mangini in a Bottle||5||Drifter||5|
|Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood||5||DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver||5|
|The Amazing Sneijderman||5||Cyrus the Virus||5|
Well done, cobra, brah!, well done indeed. In this week's N0-Fucking-Shit-They-Tied Department, everyone please congratulate The Amazing Sneijderman and Cyrus the Virus on their totally foreseeable draw. [clucks tongue]
I'll leave the collocation of the overall league standings to our fearless real Commissioner, provided he, his wife and dear children aren't held up by Canadian Customs this week. Doug also asks me to remind you to GET YOUR GODDAMN PICKS IN ON TIME (FRIDAY, 9:00 PM) AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PICK THE THURSDAY NIGHT GAME, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO WATCH TAMPA AND ATLANTA FUCK EACH OTHER FOR THREE HOURS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Twitter DM is preferred. Thank you.