Well, it was our most successful week of picks yet. An abject lack of upsets in Week 5 meant that the Idiots averaged 7.78 correct picks. Special thanks to Alex Henery for missing enough field goals so as to deprive 7 Idiots of a perfect week of picks. Also, congratulations to StuartScottsEye, who eked out his first win of the campaign, despite picking Jacksonville. Oh, did I mention that SSE had 9 picks right? Keep on dreaming, pal.

Speaking of people who didn't pick Jacksonville, DingoDen scored the second perfect week of the season, thanks in no small part to his ignoring the Buffalo-Detroit game. Well done. Tough break for Aaron G, who scored the maximum possible points in a loss (9, btw).

Not surprising given the overall scores for the week that the collective wisdom Top 10 picks would have gone 9 for 10. Less surprising is that the only miss was the Lions.

A final special round of applause to Pleatherface, who somehow this week managed only 4 correct picks, despite not having taken Jacksonville or any team on a bye week. Kudos to you. You're the Idiot of the Week.

And now, the results and standings:

Week 5TeamScoreTeamScore
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceDougExeter8Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet9
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceEvil Roy Slade8Bring Back Anthony Mason8
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceFreemanMcNeil9BatmansRobyn8
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceJay Sanin8Telemundo7
BronzeHammer Memorial Conferencemarmol heater7StuartScottsEye9
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceMilo Minderbinder7SponsoredByV89
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferencePeabo Bryson7Same Sad Echo9
BronzeHammer Memorial ConferencePleatherface4Rubdirtinittakealap9
SonarJose Memorial Conferencecobra, brah6BlackGallagher8
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceCyrus the Virus8AnthonyMasonsBarber8
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDingoDen10Aaron G9
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver8ZachHalverson7
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceDrifter8The Amazing Sneijderman8
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceErg8PostApocalypticRecSpecs6
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceGirlwonder8Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood9
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceItlnStln5Mangini in a Bottle7

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BHMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win Pct
SponsoredByV85302316.20.800
Evil Roy Slade5311326.40.700
FreemanMcNeil5311316.20.700
Jay Sanin53113060.700
Rubdirtinittakealap5320326.40.600
DougExeter52123570.600
Bring Back Anthony Mason4211266.50.625
Same Sad Echo5221285.60.500
rhythm method4103256.250.625
Milo Minderbinder51223060.400
Telemundo51223060.400
Peabo Bryson4121276.750.375
Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet4121266.50.375
marmol heater51313060.300
StuartScottsEye5131285.60.300
BatmansRobyn51403060.200
Pleatherface40222050.250
SJMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win Pct
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood5302346.80.800
The Amazing Sneijderman5302336.60.800
PostApocalypticRecSpecs5311367.20.700
BlackGallagher43102870.750
JacquesLeftFeet4310235.750.750
DingoDen5212367.20.600
Erg5221316.20.500
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver52213060.500
Aaron G5230326.40.400
cobra, brah5230275.40.400
Cyrus the Virus5122316.20.400
Girlwonder41122460.500
Mangini in a Bottle5122285.60.400
AnthonyMasonsBarber4121266.50.375
ZachHalverson5140295.80.200
ItlnStln4022194.750.250
Drifter5032285.60.200

Week 6 will be up soon. Thanks for playing.