Fresh off his perfect week, DingoDen becomes the first damn Idiot to not get his picks in on time or even within the extended deadline that I give all of you and so he is forced to take a slate of road teams this week. Fortunately for him there are a lot of road favorites so he might actually end up winning. What a piece of shit pool this is.

UPDATE: THE POOL IS EVEN MORE OF A PIECE OF SHIT AS ITS INCONSISTENT COMMISSIONER ALLOWED DINGODEN TO MAKE HIS PICKS BECAUSE OF REASONS

Here are your matchups:

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:DougExeter
BatmansRobynvsJay Sanin
CHI NE PIT GB DET DEN SD DAL NYG SF*TEN DEN SD ARI SEA SF CLE MIN ATL CIN
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Bring Back Anthony MasonvsFreemanMcNeil
TEN DEN CIN SD SEA SF ARI ATL GB NE*NE TEN GB DEN BAL SD ARI SEA PHI SF
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Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsEvil Roy Slade
ATL CIN CLE GB DET DEN BAL SD ARI SF*NE TEN GB DET DEN BAL SD SEA PHI SF
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Rubdirtinittakealapvsrhythm method
DEN CIN SD SEA ARI STL CLE PHI ATL JAX*DEN CLE TEN GB ATL CIN SD SEA ARI SF
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Same Sad EchovsPleatherface
ATL NE CIN GB DEN BAL SD SEA NYG SF*PIT TEN GB DET SF SEA ARI SD BAL DEN
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SponsoredByV8vsPeabo Bryson
TEN DEN CIN SD SEA BAL GB ATL ARI SF*CIN PIT TEN GB DET DEN BAL SD ARI SF
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StuartScottsEyevsMilo Minderbinder
CHI NE CIN PIT JAX GB DEN SD SEA SF*SF DAL NYJ ARI TEN CIN BUF DET SD ATL
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Telemundovsmarmol heater
NE CIN GB DET DEN SD ARI SEA NYG STL*CHI NE CIN TEN GB DEN SD ARI SEA SF
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SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:cobra, brah
Aaron GvsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
TEN BAL DEN CIN GB ATL SD SEA ARI SF*SF NYG DAL DEN BAL PIT ARI NE CHI GB
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AnthonyMasonsBarbervsDingoDen
NE TEN GB DET DEN BAL SD ARI SEA SF*DEN NE TEN DET CIN PHI SF SD SEA ARI
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BlackGallaghervsCyrus the Virus
CHI NE CIN GB DET DEN SD ARI PHI SF*NE BAL DEN DET GB SD SF SEA PIT ARI
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Mangini in a BottlevsJacquesLeftFeet
CHI CIN TEN DET DEN SD ARI DAL PHI SF*TEN BAL DEN DET GB CIN SD SEA ARI SF
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Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsItlnStln
SF SD CHI NE GB TEN SEA DEN DET ARI*SF PHI SEA SD BAL DEN GB DET CIN ATL
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PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsGirlwonder
ATL BUF CIN GB DEN SD SEA SF CLE DET*NE CIN GB MIN DEN BAL SD ARI SEA SF
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The Amazing SneijdermanvsErg
PIT TEN GB DEN TB SD ARI SEA PHI SF*ATL CLE TEN GB DET DEN SD ARI SEA SF
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ZachHalversonvsDrifter
SF PHI DAL ARI SD BAL DEN GB TEN CLE*CHI NE GB DEN BAL SD ARI SEA NYG SF
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