No preamble here, aside from get your damn picks on time and don't pick the fucking Thursday game, and do pick the fucking racist Monday game.

Matchups and NFL games below.

BronzeHammer Memorial ConferenceBYE:Evil Roy Slade
BatmansRobynvsMilo Minderbinder
Bring Back Anthony Masonvsmarmol heater
Capt. Gladys StoatpamphletvsJay Sanin
DougExetervsFreemanMcNeil
Same Sad EchovsRubdirtinittakealap
SponsoredByV8vsrhythm method
StuartScottsEyevsPleatherface
TelemundovsPeabo Bryson
SonarJose Memorial ConferenceBYE:Cyrus the Virus
Aaron GvsErg
AnthonyMasonsBarbervsDrifter
BlackGallaghervsDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver
cobra, brahvsDingoDen
Mr. Rodgers NeighborhoodvsMangini in a Bottle
PostApocalypticRecSpecsvsJacquesLeftFeet
The Amazing SneijdermanvsItlnStln
ZachHalversonvsGirlwonder

NFL Games: *DET-ATL is in London, and you must pick the damn Monday night game, which is in bold.

SUN, OCT 269:30 AMDETATL*
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMBALCIN
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMHOUTEN
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMSTLKC
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMCHINE
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMBUFNYJ
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMMINTB
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMSEACAR
SUN, OCT 261:00 PMMIAJAX
SUN, OCT 264:05 PMPHIARI
SUN, OCT 264:25 PMOAKCLE
SUN, OCT 264:25 PMINDPIT
SUN, OCT 268:30 PMGBNO
MON, OCT 278:30 PMWASDAL