Holy smokes, there are a lot of shitty posts between the Week 9 Matchups post and this one. Well, I guess you know the old saying: add lots of authors to a sports blog sideshow and the result will be worse than the second coming of Hitler.

Anyway, it seems as though the anticipation of Halloween candy (or the early consumption of it) led you all to reasonably decent picks this week. Well, OK picks. The Idiots averaged 6.91 correct picks, good for the 4th best week to date. As you all know, the pick average is definitely a metric reflecting your general intelligence and certainly not simply a referendum on how many upsets happened in a particular week.

Also, congrats to ItlnStln for finally achieving his first win of the season, a 7-5 decision against real-name-user ZachHalverson. Zach gets the nod for having the most fucked-up season to date, with one perfect 10, two weeks with 3 correct (the only Idiot to accomplish this TWICE) and now a loss to someone that took half the fucking season to win. For that, Zach gets named our approximately-correctly-awarded Idiot of the Week. Yay Zach.

Yesterday's update comment in the Matchups post spilled the beans a bit, but here are your final scores and updated standings:

Week 9TeamScoreTeamScore
BHMCFreemanMcNeil8Evil Roy Slade6
BHMCJay Sanin6DougExeter8
BHMCmarmol heater6Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet8
BHMCMilo Minderbinder6Bring Back Anthony Mason7
BHMCPeabo Bryson6BatmansRobyn7
BHMCPleatherface5Telemundo8
BHMCrhythm method7StuartScottsEye6
BHMCRubdirtinittakealap8SponsoredByV86
SJMCDingoDen8Cyrus the Virus7
SJMCDJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver8cobra, brah7
SJMCDrifter7BlackGallagher7
SJMCErg8AnthonyMasonsBarber6
SJMCGirlwonder8Aaron G7
SJMCItlnStln7ZachHalverson5
SJMCJacquesLeftFeet7The Amazing Sneijderman7
SJMCMangini in a Bottle8PostApocalypticRecSpecs6

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BHMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win PctLast 5Streak
DougExeter8512597.380.7504-1-0W3
FreemanMcNeil9531596.560.6113-2-0W1
rhythm method8413536.630.6883-1-1W2
Bring Back Anthony Mason8422526.500.6252-1-2W2
SponsoredByV89432586.440.5562-3-0L2
Jay Sanin9432556.110.5562-2-1L1
Evil Roy Slade8431526.500.5632-2-1L2
Rubdirtinittakealap8431526.500.5633-1-1W1
Milo Minderbinder9333546.000.5002-2-1L1
BatmansRobyn9450546.000.4443-2-0W1
Same Sad Echo8332486.000.5002-2-1T1
Telemundo9342566.220.4443-2-0W1
StuartScottsEye9342546.000.4443-1-1L1
Capt. Gladys Stoatpamphlet8341567.000.4383-2-0W1
Peabo Bryson8251516.380.3131-4-0L3
marmol heater9261535.890.2781-4-0L3
Pleatherface8152425.250.2501-4-0L3
SJMC GP WLTPicksAvg.Win PctLast 5Streak
The Amazing Sneijderman9513626.890.7222-1-2T1
DingoDen9522687.560.6674-1-0W3
JacquesLeftFeet8521526.500.6883-1-1T1
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood8413556.880.6883-1-1T1
DJ Jazzy Jeff Weaver9423576.330.6113-0-2W1
BlackGallagher8422577.130.6252-1-2T2
Girlwonder8422526.500.6253-2-0W2
Erg9432596.560.5563-1-1W1
Mangini in a Bottle8323516.380.5633-0-2W1
Aaron G9450596.560.4442-3-0L1
PostApocalypticRecSpecs9342586.440.4440-4-1L2
AnthonyMasonsBarber8233536.630.4381-1-3L1
cobra, brah8350455.630.3751-4-0L2
ZachHalverson9261525.780.2781-3-1L2
ItlnStln8143455.630.3131-3-1W1
Cyrus the Virus8152506.250.2500-4-1L3
Drifter9054556.110.2220-2-3T2

Maybe this week I'll actually post some additional stats below. Week 10 preview coming soon, and playoff information will be posted this week, potentially useful for everyone except Pleatherface.