A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

POP QUIZ: My Daughter Reviews "Sgt. Pepper"

Match my three-year-old's reaction to a song from the Beatle creative peak Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with the song to which she was reacting. Also, look at my kid, because she's the cutest kid ever and I'm totally going to force her on you even more if you don't look now.

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A. "You have to fix a house or the house falls down."

B. "My head hurts." [Whimpers]

C. "I have friends, Diddy. C'n I have more gummies?"

D. "She's running away?" [(Nods) -Ed.] "She's running away." [Sighs, stares out car window forlornly]


E. "I's on a trampoline before, and jumped and jumped... I never seen a dancing horse, but I seen a singing bear. That's silly."

F. [Bounces in chair] "I got shots once. I got flu shots."

G. [Blows raspberries for two solid minutes]

H. "This is long. What is that?" ["Violins."-Ed.] "I don't like the violens. I DON'T LIKE."


I. [Alternating confused scowls and blissed-out, crazy smiles until song ends, then...] "AGAIN! Picture time AGAIN!"

J. "So overrated. Have you ever LISTENED to 'She Loves You?' The WORST. Jesus."


1. "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"

2. "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

3. "Within You Without You"

4. "When I'm Sixty-Four"

5. "Getting Better"

6. "With A Little Help With My Friends"

7. "Something Reactionary Idiots Say About The Beatles"

8. "She's Leaving Home"

9. "A Day In The Life"

10. "Fixing A Hole"

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