So, I picked five stories at random, hit all replies, and used a random number generator to pick a comment. Meet the new deadspin, same as your old deadspin.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/not-always-as-…
http://deadspin.com/did-harold-act…
http://deadspin.com/i-am-going-to-…
http://deadspin.com/i-am-going-to-…
http://deadspin.com/fuckin-witness…
0 for 5 my friends. 0 for 5.
If anybody wants to argue methodology, I'll be in my shower with a beer avoiding my family.