It's 11 AM and I'm not on a beach with a drink. Fuck.
You know what to do.
Dirk pretty much fessed up to "selling" contact in NBA games to draw a whistle, but said the league needs to get rid of "the really obvious ones." Like, say, toppling over at a charity soccer match in Germany yesterday.
Nowitzki was awarded a penalty for this, and would convert:
"Nowitzki's All-Stars" would still fall 8-7 to "Manuel Neuer and Friends."