Never bring a knife to a punfight.
Play-in round survivor Drifter looked good in blue, but couldn't overcome the street-smarts and multiple-COTYs of suspected gang member Eddie Murray Sparkles, who, despite being disguised in a red bandana and ripped parachute pants, looked a helluva lot like Eddie Murray Sparkles. You might have lost this fight, Drifter, but you proved you belong. Feel free to hang around and slash LesSMore's tires.
Tomorrow's contest looks strong on paper. Be back here at 10:30 Eastern.