A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled Roundup - Friday, June 20, 2014

Here's your week's closing Roundup. Only three favorites tonight, but on the whole excellent work, everyone. Looks like we're starting to hit some semblance of equilibrium, where real attempts at humor are being made consistently by a good number of people. Keep pounding 'em out, and I'll keep rounding 'em up.

Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

pkellen2313 continued his hot streak with an excellent "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" gag in the NBA Logo post this morning.


After a semi-quiet week, Madoffs Mets brought down a rain of +1's with this nifty scenario in the Wheelchair-Bound Fans story. Classic Madoff, right there.

Oh my sweet lord: Fidrych or die tryin prayed at the altar of the Holy IronMikeGallego and turned in an astounding Lana Del Ray #longform. That's so perfect there. The overwrought, desultory movement through the party (like I give a fuck about your bougie friends and some 7-layer dip) is excellent parody, and further, "I'm swallowing my tears, and they taste like the future" has to be one of my favorite sentences on the week. Let's call this Comment of the Day.

Total Fucking Duds

I know I cancelled the duds last night, but this stupid, sexist, unfunny trollshit pissed me the fuck off this morning. Fuck you, Pepper Pants.


E's and O's below. Sleep tight, and enjoy the soccering this weekend.

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