Lots of comments that made me chuckle today, folks. That makes me happy. Keep making me happy.
Favorites and Duds from Today's Commenting
Favorites, in no particular order:
Y'all started the morning off right with some great jokes about large penises and the news stations that love them. The best of the NSFW bunch were from Same Sad Echo, cobra, brah!, and Mangini In A Bottle. LOL dicks.
RMJ=H had a wicked and historically accurate little recontextualization in the strange kickoff post. It deserved a lot more affection than it got.
Even with an explainer link, this play on one of boxing's most famous quotes from DougExeter is just damn funny. It also deserved more love. What the fuck were you people doing all day, working? Anyway, this is your Comment of the Day.
It is getting harder and harder to find fresh spins on the topic of Adrien Peterson abusing his son but OldBeigeGuy managed to do just that with a funny and cringeworthy faux-correction.
Total Fucking Duds
I don't understand why loosecharm doesn't like players or reality but I do wish he had less time to complain on sports blogs.
I think I've said this before but fuck rape jokes (prison or otherwise) and fuck the fact that those who make them, including Keebl3r, aren't banned.
Again with the bitching and the moaning. Strange Noises Alou may have a great name but complaining about Deadspin covering the NFL is just stupid nonsense.
Good work today. Yell at me below about things you think I missed or whatever.