A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled Roundup - Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Sometimes life throws you a knuckleball and you miss a Roundup here or there. No big deal. Here's yesterday's Roundup; today's will be along shortly.

Favorites and Duds from Yesterday's Commenting

Favorites, in no particular order:

It was fun to watch marmol heater jump back into hornet's-nest-swatting mode with this Idiot joke in the morning's John Brooks post.


pkellen2313 has one of the most vicious backhands when Kevin Durant stories come to bear, and this dropkick on Kendrick Perkins is klassik kellen. Well done.

Well, well, well, DougExeter, glad to see you back around the Deadspin slums. This tasty bit in the Contraband Football blurb made me audibly guffaw. In fact, I turned to my dog and explained to him what a drug mule was, because he was looking at me like "What the fuck is your problem?"

I also liked this dumpy little dialogue from ReverseApeChemist in the Prison thing. It sort of peters out toward the end, but the image of a police officer suddenly turning into a Deadspin commenter himself is amusing to me.

Oh my stars, StuartScottsEye, this Shane McNulty gaffe in the Irish Fat Guy Touchdown post reduced me to tears. I mean, Shane McNulty. That's the most Irish name ever, right? Christ. You're an idiot; I'm an idiot; we're both idiots. Here, you can have the Comment of the Day and a shot of Jamo on the house.


Total Fucking Duds

[unending fart noise] Screw yesterday's duds. I'm a dud for posting this a day late. Stick around, because lots of funny today.

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