A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
Illustration for article titled Sandwich Cheeses, Ranked

1. Havarti

2. Muenster

3. American (yes, fucking American)

4. Pepper Jack

5. Brie

6. Gruyere

7. Cheddar

8. Being a pedestrian in the crosswalk and narrowly missing being struck by an oncoming car only to be hit by a full-speed cyclist


9. Provolone

10. Being hit by a car

11. Swiss


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