A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks


Illustration for article titled SELTZER FLAVORS, RANKED

1. Mandarin Orange

2. Ruby Red Grapefruit

3. Pomegranate

4. Peach

5. Lemon

6. Unflavored

7. Lime


88. Envelope Glue

89. Tin Foil On Your Fillings

90. Black Cherry

91. Dip Spit


14,361. Afterbirth

14,362. Your Old Man's Pipe

14,633. Municipal Bus Seat

14,364. The Carpet In Your Brother's 1983 Mercury Capri After He Spilled Milk In The Back And Let It Sit In The Sun For A Week


14,365. Cranberry-Lime

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