A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks
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I went to Target today.

I picked up a case of Cherry Coke, put it in the shopping cart and went to cash out.


I put it in the shopping cart as it was too heavy to carry to the cash register, and the cart helps move heavy stuff from one point to another.

On my way towards the cashier I noticed some t-shirts. I thought to myself "I could use a new t-shirt."


So I picked up a t-shirt and put it in the cart. The cart now had a case of cola and a shirt, but I could still move it.

When I got to the cashier, the lady said "Good morning sir."

She rang in my purchases.

"$11.33" the lady said. I reached into my change purse and produced the exact amount using a combination of bills and loose change.


"Thanks for shopping Target, have a great day."

"yes, thank you" I replied.

On my way toward the door I stopped.

I had purchased a white t-shirt, yet I had really meant to purchase a grey t-shirt. But I was closer to my car than to the cashier so I just went home.

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