If you liked experiences like "Hangover" and "boring lecture at 2 PM in a hot room" and "pushy creation science guy thrusting pamphlets at you" you'll love our newest addition to the family. Fresh from the pit under a county fair port-a-john comes Frank Deford's* ode to good old-timey baseballin'.

Free from the harsh and horrible bonds of logic and reason and understanding, Frank's podcast wheedles around for 5 minutes, kids-these-days-ing its way through a misty-eyed handjob of the most annoying facet of baseball fandom - the good old santorum-y blend of superstition and romance about intangibles like "the clutch."

*Sorry, Frank - usually we're cool, but this was awful. I almost drove off the road this morning hearing it