Don’t be ridiculous. You and I both know that men are actually just apes, incapable of communicating by means of anything other than grunts and, in exceptionally intelligent specimens, basic sign language
my man has grown cold
Today, Deadspin ran a post featuring nothing but photos of Mindy Kaling with her hands on her hips. Teapot jokes abounded, and "I'm A Little Teapot" experienced a temporary internet renaissance. Sort of.