Congratulations are in order:
Good ol' Gary Lineker, cutting off a little rope in his shorts. A look of shame with a sense of relief as he wipes his ass on the pitch, both teammates and members of the Irish eleven looking on in horror. "Christ, Links, have you just now taken the call of doodey? Looks like you're growing a tail lad."
That there is a penis. It's Peter Beardsley's penis to be exact. You can see his balls too.
Greetings fellow Deadspinners,
Another day in the books, and one really exciting game! Sorry Mexico, but at least you didn't lose to Argentina!
If there's another game as good as that Chile/Brazil matchup, we'll be very lucky. Lets see how folks fared today.
Hey y'all. I'll try to keep this brief. Here's how the knockout rounds will work:
At long last, we've reached the end of the group stage. And Vincent Tan's Ownership Academy kicked all our asses.
Hello again boys and girls. Tomorrow's the big day. Holy crap.
It's late, I'm tired, and fuck Luis Suarez.
Today was the first of four days of four games apiece, so scores should be higher than normal! Unfortunately, they weren't really.
Fuckety fuck fuck. That is all.
Ten days in to this here World Cup, and we've had some great games. Like today's 2-2 thriller between Germany and Ghana.
Interesting day today, some good wins, some bad losses. As usual.
Another day another dollar, though in most of your cases the second part definitely doesn't apply to this pool.
Na na na na...na na na na...hey hey hey...goodbye. To Spain. They're out. Sucks to suck. Enjoy la playa.
Already four days into the World Cup, and we still haven't had a tie. Pretty amazing stuff.
Another day in the books, another round of semi-impressive showings.
Whoo boy, now that was a day of soccer. Hell of a win for the Netherlands, and Chile looked solid too.
Congrats to everyone for making it through the first game, and what a first game it was.