A Bad Place Full Of Bad Jerks

Terrible Christmas Movie On Tonight

The Polar Express. A better name would have been The Polar Depress. Because it’s depressing. And it blows.

Don’t watch it. Don’t let your kids watch it. Don’t let your dog watch it. Maybe let the Jets watch it as a punishment for how terrible they all are. And the Browns. And Jimmy Falon.

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It’s on Freeform channel if you hate yourself.

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